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Lil Jon Presents P-Patch!
Posted in Retarded Sh*t, lil jon with tags lil jon on March 18, 2008 by syncityExclusive News!: Diddy is Searching for a New Personal Assistant for his Upcoming Reality Show on VH1
Posted in Diddy, Exclusive News!, Retarded Sh*t with tags Diddy on January 24, 2008 by syncity
So the YouTube search wasn’t enough! He had to make money on top for it! Hey why not? Wouldn’t you? I wonder how many cheesecake they will be getting. Wait is there a Junior’s in Chicago? Click Image for Larger View:
Ma$e Still Making That Money!
Posted in Bad Boy Records, Diddy, Mase, Retarded Sh*t with tags Bad Boy, Diddy, Mase on January 4, 2008 by syncitySMH: Ghostface Doll
Posted in Ghostface, Retarded Sh*t with tags Doll, Ghostface, Wu-Tang on December 26, 2007 by syncity
Now, I believe all hip-hop icons should have their own doll just for collection purpose but those who do, I can’t help myself but laugh about it. First Master P, you’ve seen the Swizz Beatz figurine up here, I own a Run DMC figurine, I know there’s a Biz Markie joint and Flavor Flav. Now Ghostface got a doll, 1000 limited edition, only for $299.99. I think I should build a museum just for hip-hop toys. That wpuld be something huh? What would a Superhead doll look like? LOL Should I even go there? I got ideas but you tell me!
Check the description!:
The Ghostface Doll was a project that 4CAST Limited had devised to rekindle the feelings of the Golden Era of 90’s hip-hop. Thought up by 4CAST founder Ameesh Dani, the Doll was created to be a representative of an exciting time in hip hop that was timeless and classic. The specs of the figure, which include the real gold and the fact that it is very limited and exclusive, represent where hip hop and hip hop consumer culture is today. When Ghostface Killah was initially approached he thought it was a bobble-head figure, and was ready to commit to the project. After further description of the real gold and the fact that it was limited and was more of a replica, he was very excited about the doll. He recorded the doll’s lyrics himself and decided he would be fully behind the project. After a lot of research and development with the Wally Champ himself, 4CAST Limited brings you the Official “Ghostface Killah Doll.”
D*ck in A Box. Sold Only for $12.00!
Posted in Retarded Sh*t with tags D*ck in A Box on December 26, 2007 by syncity
Ok, if you really had any trouble finding a gift for your girl or wife, then tah dah! Problems solved:
It’s the real life version of the the SNL Skit, Emmy Winning (!!…Yah..that and Three 6 Mafia take the cup!),
D*ck in A Box!! (D*ck not included)
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And just cuzzz…Here’s the infamous…ahemm…Emmy winning, D*ck in A box by Justin Timberlake on SNL:
Pharrell Visits The World’s Biggest Arcade
Posted in Pharrell, Retarded Sh*t with tags Pharrell on December 7, 2007 by syncity
Croatia Loves Hip-Hop
Posted in Retarded Sh*t on December 7, 2007 by syncity
I don’t know what it is but people overseas definately appreciate hip-hop way more!
Slide Down with My Porsche!
Posted in Retarded Sh*t with tags Bobsled, Porsche on December 6, 2007 by syncity
I would get one for myself! It’s the Porsche Kinderbob bobsled. It’s red and silver, and comes complete with the Porsche logo painted clearly on the side and a horn for letting those slower bobsledders know they need to get out of the way. Only $115!
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The $50,000 Sneakers Owned by Outkast’s Big Boi
Posted in Retarded Sh*t, SneakerArt with tags , Big Boi, Outkast, Sneakers on November 29, 2007 by syncity
We’ve seen diamonds on sneakers before in the form of removable accessories like the Kickbars and Ends for your laces but Outkast’s Big Boi is the proud owner of a pair of $50,000 Nikes with the diamonds studded on to the shoe. Big Boi, whose real name is Antwan Patton, received the shoes this week for free from Atlanta retailers Laced Up Boutique and Priyya and Chintans Diamonds. The sneakers are Air Force 1 “So Cals” which have been jazzed up with 11 carats worth of champagne diamonds around the Nike swoosh (check out the big picture in the gallery below for detail). The shoes without the fancy upgrade sell for $225.
The $50,000 shoes are available for special order and you can get a pair in time for Christmas if you order soon. It three to four weeks to complete the jewelry work.
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A DJ Married to the Game
Posted in Retarded Sh*t, Style with tags Turntable Ring on November 28, 2007 by syncity
Designed by Jacob & Co jewelers, this 18K gold Turntable Ring features an arrangement of black and white diamonds that make up a tiny turntable. The accessory could be a good one for a musician or a music lover, but at $12,900 it’s probably going to end up adding some bling to the hand of a DJ (like Mines!) or used as an engagement ring on an appropriate reality show.
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